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THE JOYS OF OWNING YOUR OWN BUSINESS -


TAGS: employment
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Airman

Greybeard - November 21, 2012, 9:28 pm
Awesomely Inspiring. Fav'd & 5L's


"IT COULD BE WORSE" . . . - I WAS REPLACED BY A BATTERY OPERATED DEVISE! "PLEASE HELP"!


TAGS: cgi vib***** unemployed sign battery
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by marms

marms - July 17, 2012, 6:49 pm
Yes, I mess up. Thanks
Iconoclast - July 17, 2012, 6:43 pm
Good, but I think you meant "device" - one letter difference really changes the meaning.


REALIZATION - Realization That you've got no job, no new Death Star apartment and you're a terrible shot. Oh, and the remote needs batteries.


TAGS: star wars storm trooper job realization unemployed
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by Grim1812

theoneandonlybabiegurll - October 18, 2010, 6:11 pm
ok wow i mean i new u liked star wars but really lol


EMPLOYMENT -




RONALD MC DONALD - "all employees must be disciplined."




THE NATURAL ORDER - Summed up perfectly




THE WAGES OF FEAR -




GRAD SCHOOL - Even in this job market You can't hide there forever




HOLD ME TIGHT -


TAGS: deployment military family dreama littledream
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by Airman

Zetsubel - May 24, 2011, 1:23 pm
So, Mr. ... Ah, MeatStick. How original. They sign up to protect their loved ones, die for them, so they forfeit the right to miss them? Let's strap you with an AK-47, drop your a** in a desert, and see if you don't miss your mommy.
MyMeatStick1 - May 18, 2011, 2:41 am
Seriously if youre going to join the army then its your choice to face the likelyhood of death or cripling injuries man stfu with numb nut soldiers. Go cry me a river somewhere else
Greeny - May 13, 2011, 7:29 pm
love that 5ong!


PLANNING -


TAGS: planning unemployment obama
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by jake

TED - March 19, 2010, 1:23 am
FAIL - after a year I see a trend.


SPIDERMAN REALIZATION - LAST VILLAIN -




SECURITY -




REJECTION -


TAGS: alternate interpretation understanding confusion unemployment
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

maoworks2 - October 18, 2014, 5:28 pm
I Like It, I Like It, Mao's Back ?
GaryO - October 18, 2014, 11:04 am
It’s gonna be REAL popular for Halloween this year. Thank you Ebola.
rerun - October 18, 2014, 9:53 am

and you wonder why the "naughty nurse" costume is so popular.
lgvernon - October 17, 2014, 11:40 pm

Prissy, the fact that our minds seem to run down the same crooked paths is proof that God was right when he planted you in Canada and me way down here. Otherwise, there wouldn't be enough bail money. Not nearly enough.
lgvernon - October 17, 2014, 11:38 pm

Thank you, Sir Dog.
spacedog - October 17, 2014, 11:17 pm
Nice
MissPriss - October 17, 2014, 11:08 pm
Candy Strippers...er...stripers go figure!


God Bless The Economy -


TAGS: unemployed poor economy government aide nothing
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

steve1961 - September 4, 2013, 2:54 am
Well, I guess we had to put the wheat somewhere...;)And bands like the Guess Who are kinda cool...
MissPriss - September 4, 2013, 2:33 am
At least I'm not ashamed to let people know I come from Manitoba...or even Canada, unlike another canuck eh Steve? Prairies rock!
steve1961 - September 3, 2013, 5:25 pm
Don't worry. The rest of Canada sometimes forget that Manitoba exists as well. It's usually just the place that the snow plows pile up all of the snow from the rest of the country.
MissPriss - September 3, 2013, 4:18 pm
Hey...what you guys down there do with a block of cheese is total out of my control...Obviously you've never tried Canadian cheddar...now there's something you don't want to f*ck with...bahaha!
ughomer - September 3, 2013, 3:56 pm
Brilliant Manitoban? They call people like me (Wisconsin, USA) a f*cking "Cheesehead" Pwissy!
MissPriss - September 3, 2013, 3:46 pm
Callin' a Manitoban a Saskatchewan...well...hell boy ya better start a runnin'! But I'll still accept the 5L...teehee.
ughomer - September 3, 2013, 10:19 am
Brilliance on display from a Saskatchewan, 5L.


IN TIMES LIKE THESE - A pessimist cuts off the slack end of his belt, And an optimist just punches another hole.


TAGS: recession depression unemployment
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

mariand - May 30, 2012, 1:35 am
interesting way of saying... the difference between optimist and pessimist are the holes from the belt.


IF YOU DONT COME IN SUNDAY, DON'T COME IN ON MONDAY -




Mondays -




Manpower -




BILLY DONT BE A HERO -




TURN OVER -




OXYMORON - A good example of how someone can be a winner and a loser at the same time




UNEMPLOYMENT IT'S A DEPRESSION -




REGULAR LIFE - 'Cuz Mortal Combat can be a pain in the ass


TAGS: unemployment
Rating: 2.42/5

More motifakes by Makriev

N'wah - November 24, 2008, 10:56 pm
Just a city boooy!
Ag218 - October 16, 2008, 4:34 pm
And if punch him really hard he bleeds oil! And then dies a little on the inside...
Shtoink - August 25, 2008, 8:34 am
Cyrax
jack - August 25, 2008, 12:11 am
sounds about right.
Captain Douchebag - August 24, 2008, 10:30 pm
Syrax, I think. I know the red one was Sektor.
jack - August 24, 2008, 10:16 pm
d***, what was that guy's name?


NEED WORK - Good with children, trustworthy, excellent references


TAGS: gang work wuemployment bjorn soolsma remax results realtor
Rating: 2.4/5

More motifakes by Xopster

5150monkeylove - November 6, 2010, 9:43 pm
despite his right cheek, he is not a relative
CANADA - December 8, 2009, 4:42 pm
this one?
TheTrashHeap - December 3, 2009, 5:43 pm
LOL at Moooooooooo+, YES at Aggie, Shaved it off just before the pic was taken at MrRandom.
WTFO - December 3, 2009, 12:48 am
Mr. R, I've always referred to them as molestaches.
WTFO - December 3, 2009, 12:47 am
So Aggy. Was that your first ban? Did you get to pop your cherry today?
MrRandom - December 3, 2009, 12:47 am
Its just missing the p*** mustache.
WTFO - December 3, 2009, 12:46 am
More so than me and that's saying somthin. Not to mention, the avatar. I'm personnally not a fan of posting my pic anywhere on the web. But, if you're gonna do it, you should pick one that doesn't make you look like a p********.
agdaniele - December 3, 2009, 12:26 am
Wee-bit high strung, eh?
WTFO - December 3, 2009, 12:19 am
I think this motifake greenhorn just may have topped every "ugly American" you've come across, TTH. Goes to show that hostile idiots exist in every country (even Canada, bud). I've been in ****ty moods before, but d*** this guy makes me look laid-back.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 2, 2009, 8:27 pm
See my what? Oh.... I'm charging for that now.
TheTrashHeap - December 2, 2009, 6:35 pm
BTW being a ***k is ok only if you are funny. For examples see Mooooooooooooooooo+
TheTrashHeap - December 2, 2009, 6:34 pm
I think the word you want is CLIQUE Xopster/Jaboogie/Timmy whatever you want to call yourself.
TheTrashHeap - December 2, 2009, 5:39 pm
like I said he hasn't really figured out how the site works yet. He's from B.C Canada so no worries.
rerun - December 2, 2009, 12:34 pm

Jaboogiexopester is not even a registered user. Guess he didn't like his ph**ograph posted here as a need help request. Somewhere a bridge has lost its begger
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 12:16 pm
Actually, Xopster, it's a fun site and has a good community of regular contributors. We use the occasional cliche, but mostly try to write original stuff. Keep making posters and check out the top creators and hall of fame.
Jaboogie - December 2, 2009, 11:54 am
Seems to be a major cliche here. Such artistry and sophistication, you are all so superor to X
Jmac0585 - December 2, 2009, 11:32 am
If we're lucky, he's a Frenchy, and has his very own white flag, carried in his wallet, where his condom should be.
CANADA - December 2, 2009, 3:24 am
maybe you should just make your white flag now
CANADA - December 2, 2009, 3:24 am
This guy must be from Quebec!
CANADA - December 2, 2009, 3:23 am
Another internet tough guy
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 3:22 am
Awwwww.... let me see if I can be your Ambien...
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 3:21 am
Tough day at the Mcdonalds Drive thru?
CANADA - December 2, 2009, 3:21 am
I'm in a ****ty mood and this guy is pissing me off where i come to cool off
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 3:20 am
So, can we expect trade thoughts rationally whilst traveling on this road?
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 3:20 am
Bed time...over and out.
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 3:19 am
Now, now Canada... I'm handing out an early, and quite generous olive oil branch.
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 3:18 am
Xenophobe eh? I just fear pirates and retaliate when picked on
CANADA - December 2, 2009, 3:18 am
tell me where! ill drive down there and kick your a**!
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 3:17 am
you are a moron we are probably in the same Province
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 3:17 am
Xenophobe... I am asking you to lighten up, and try to get along here... for the duration of your stay. I find it hard to believe that you came here just to be combative.
CANADA - December 2, 2009, 3:16 am
Lock out his whole area! block his whole state!lol
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 3:16 am
Warn me ooooooh I didnt realize! I am warned! Rrrrrrrr! avast ye Canuck, you must cheer for the Leafs which would be consistent with yoru dimness of wit
CANADA - December 2, 2009, 3:14 am
What a f***ing retard! he is trying to warn you
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 3:14 am
You better get back to the lab and work some more on that Cancer cure
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 3:14 am
Hey there, Canada!!! Welcome!!! How can I? He will just come back under another name and email address.... despite what his posters indicate, I think he may be smart! Must not be his first time being banned from a site. Hard to believe.
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 3:13 am
Is it International Talk Like a Pirate Day again?
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 3:12 am
now proceed at your own risk... these be the last friendly words ye'll hear.. you may not survive to pass this way again....
CANADA - December 2, 2009, 3:09 am
COME ON AGGY!! KICK HIS a**!
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 3:08 am
Ye come seekin' adventure with salty old motifakers, eh? Sure you've come to the proper place. But keep a civil tongue mate, and hold on tight. With both hands, if you please. Thar be rules here, and the ban hammer waiting for them what don't obey.
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 3:03 am
Phuk off! LOL you think this is something special here? My gawd I am playing with this for a couple of days till i move on to something better. Dont flatter yourself into thinking you are curing cancer here or something important LOL
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 3:02 am
Way to make a good first impression. Nobody is going to be impressed with your persistence... be nice, listen, learn. We're only as bad as you make us here. Sort of like walking into a new pub, and acting like an a$$ immediately. Doesn't go over well.
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 2:59 am
Atta girl. Show us your metal!
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 2:57 am
i repeat I dont care what you think. ban me and I will just post under a different pseudo and email. Have a nice day
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 2:49 am
Cool your jets, turbo.
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 2:44 am
I really dont give a **** what you guys think. if you cant figure out what Im doing with key words and names suck it hard
Sean - December 1, 2009, 10:22 pm
WANNABE You're doing it wrong. (as per spacedog's observation, of course)
spacedog - December 1, 2009, 10:05 pm
So the white supremacist appears to have colored in almost all of his skin? Bizarre.
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 9:40 pm
A New Hope?
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 9:36 pm
I can only hope.
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 9:35 pm
Hes going to turn into a stavro or a timmy
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 9:32 pm
I don't think he has quite figured out how the site works yet. I call this the "foot in mouth" stage.
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 8:45 pm
Why do you comment on all of your posters with something like, "thats hilarious?" Thats up for us to decide
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 8:16 pm
thats hillarious, it looks like Bjorn Soolsma


NOT FUN AND GAMES -


TAGS: bosses unemployed fail lousy job
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

maoworks2 - January 20, 2012, 2:24 pm
In The Old Days It Was A Pink Slip.


QUALIFICATIONS -




EMPLOYEES HYGIENE -




CHANGE - So, how's that working for you?


TAGS: economy work employment
Rating: 2.96/5

More motifakes by Current Resident

rerun - April 16, 2011, 1:08 pm

Irony, somebody with "current" in their name comments on a poster that is over two years old.
Current Resident - April 16, 2011, 11:23 am
I hope he rocks for you. He cost me my job. Our company got Obamasized. Cheers.
caiderman98 - August 2, 2009, 1:42 pm
OBAMA ROCKS!


Money For Nothing -


TAGS: job unemployment work homeless
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - August 9, 2013, 11:05 pm
Thank you for the great rating.
MissPriss - August 9, 2013, 5:15 pm
Fats...what a timeless quote! 5L


this labor day -




EMPLOYMENT DENIAL - Next time wear a tie


TAGS: employment
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Rudedog

GaryO - December 23, 2012, 2:04 pm
Headache and indigestion incarnate
Sho - December 23, 2012, 11:22 am
Now here's someone that decided to settle down in life. Forever alone
Rudedog - December 23, 2012, 12:46 am
Thx Ms Priss. I've always found you extremely desirable. Is that inappropriate ? Sorry.
MissPriss - December 22, 2012, 2:13 pm
I'm thinking at his next airline security check as well...teehee nice one Rude.


unemployment before and after -




Chow Down -




World Peace -


TAGS: grim reaper unemployed world peace
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

mizzdizz - October 23, 2014, 4:21 am
As long as nobody giggles and ****s, we're good!
Thedge - October 18, 2014, 8:41 pm
The auto-correct has no power over the .jpg on this planet.
maoworks2 - October 18, 2014, 5:30 pm
Hey You Said ****S .
mariand - October 18, 2014, 12:09 pm
I think that players from Farmville, wouldn't decline a little help to harvest...
Greeny - October 17, 2014, 11:33 pm
If you're not busy, I'll give you my mother-in-law's address...
spacedog - October 17, 2014, 11:23 pm
Start a death metal band?


Supersize That? -




customer service -


TAGS: customer service employees underpaid overworked
Rating: 4.73/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 17, 2013, 11:01 pm
And it's not just Walmart. I worked for TJX, and I've never seen a company treat their employees with such vicious, backhanded, treatment, beginning with empty promises. It was an utter nightmare.
lgvernon - October 17, 2013, 12:17 pm

I dunno, guys. I've been shopping at Wally World for many years and I have never been met with anything less than enthusiastic a**istance. I can't imagine what it would be like to work in a warehouse-sized job site, walking miles each day, for so little.
fgd051943 - October 17, 2013, 11:34 am
Gosh! If you don't like your job, the pay, or the benefits, quit and go somewhere else to work. It's not like you didn't know all this when you started to work there. Short version:If you don't like where you are, go somewhere else that would have you.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 17, 2013, 1:16 am
Their laziness is due to what I call the "cold war strike." They're paid crappy wages, they give lousy customer service; employers subtract work hours, employees subtract customer service. So, at one time, they might've been, but not anymore :-D
GaryO - October 16, 2013, 7:51 pm
My exact thoughts. I s'pose Walmart has some hard workers, but overworked (?)
RetiredUSNChief - October 16, 2013, 7:00 pm
Nice. But I'm really having difficulty with the "overworked" part with respect to a Walmart employee. I mean, really...


multitasking -


TAGS: boss multitasking computer email employees
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

chickenlittle - September 23, 2013, 10:48 pm
So true cloudchaser!
CloudchaserS - September 23, 2013, 11:44 am
Labor saving devices save a lot of time, but all we do with that time is more work instead of enjoying it


Best Before Dates -




THE GRASS IS GREENER -


TAGS: promotion job hunting employment motivational motivation office job
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 3:32 pm
Thanks, space!
spacedog - April 4, 2010, 2:11 pm
Excellent work Aggy. You're knocking them over the fence this morning. 5Ls all round.
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 2:05 pm
LMFAO, you a**!!!!! I cashed it in before the copper market crashed.
TheTrashHeap - April 4, 2010, 1:51 pm
5L I bet you have a closet of copper wire as a savings account!


Micromanaging -




WELCOME TO KANDAHAR, CHOMPERS!!! - Nice camouflage job on the van! (Hope you brought a lot of Cubbycones) I'll take a pair!




Corporate Fat Cats -


TAGS: corporate fat cats customers employees
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 19, 2013, 12:38 am
Good job.
CloudchaserS - May 18, 2013, 11:57 pm
I wouldn't worry about pe-cahn, pe-can, I'd just make pie


UNLOCKING SUCCESS -


TAGS: motifake business motivational suggetsion employees management
Rating: 4.12/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 3:41 am
Well, soon enough, you'll be drinking alcohol for the right reasons.... but it won't help here.
Bartimaeus - April 10, 2010, 3:38 am
Yes, I'm quite wired. I just can't seem to pass out at the moment.
agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 3:33 am
Wired?
Bartimaeus - April 10, 2010, 3:23 am
What brings me anywhere? lol Insomnia. I was just looking over my old comments and decided to do some follow up where necessary. I seriously can't sleep right now. Wired.
agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 3:11 am
Hi Bart! What brought you here? LOL
Bartimaeus - April 10, 2010, 2:41 am
You can't have a copy of the kamasutra with just words...you have to see the exact way to bend your leg when doing the "Cosmic Crow Greets the Morning Dew." Therefore, yes, the sketches were suggestions...instructions...
forseti - April 4, 2010, 3:18 pm
As a law student i like the labor law reference in that, thx.
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 2:08 pm
Did they come with suggestions, or were the pictures the suggestion?
Bartimaeus - April 4, 2010, 2:00 pm
lol I guess I shouldn't have stuffed the box with all those p***ographic sketches. 5/5


VOCATIONAL CHOICE -


TAGS: work job unemployed balloon resignation
Rating: 4/5

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Feasibly - March 10, 2011, 11:18 pm
LOL


AND THE AWARD GOES TO -


TAGS: employee of the year awards
Rating: 3.94/5

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Fatt Matt - December 28, 2009, 4:48 pm
Are you watching me?? >_>
agdaniele - December 24, 2009, 3:06 pm
Epic.
R.S.Jake - December 24, 2009, 1:10 pm
Thank you! Thank you! It was an honor just to be nominated! Ooops! *click*


CONAN THE BEARDED MAN - He wears a beard better than Jay and looks unemployed.




UNDERLYING CAUSE -




THIS JOBS STINKS!! - Just when our jobs might suck, this one really STINKS!!




TEMPORARY EMPLOYEES - Hey, they asked for the abuse !!!!




BECAUSE - it tasted like crap.




Rise of the robots -


TAGS: laughing all the way to the unemployment line
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

mizzdizz - March 26, 2017, 1:13 am
Yup-yup. I have a few jobs I can't return to. Replaced by automation.
JesusWept - March 25, 2017, 9:16 am
Reality bites. ^^^^^Up


Ahhh -


TAGS: best employee knows how to pass the buck allocate content satisfaction
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 8, 2016, 12:05 am
Sorry rerun, never meant to rat ya out. Thanks for the lol lg.
MissPriss - April 8, 2016, 12:03 am
Thanks 'cern
lgvernon - April 7, 2016, 8:22 pm

Whatever it is, Rerun did it.
concern3 - April 7, 2016, 7:50 pm
nice, UP yours


Congratulations -


TAGS: degree fine arts unemployment
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 25, 2015, 6:51 pm
Yep a real degree would of taught 'em how to ask to super size that...thanks dizz.
mizzdizz - February 25, 2015, 1:26 am
Do you want fries with that? 101! LOL! 5L!
MissPriss - February 23, 2015, 12:18 am
Thanks for all the 5L support 'cern, but, you do know you are only allowed a certain amount of 5's during your motifake lifetime right?
concern3 - February 21, 2015, 6:11 pm
So true another 5er


sometimes, a good day is when everybody gets to go home -


TAGS: deployment
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - June 21, 2015, 1:26 am
Thanks, Greeny! I was USN. We weren't allowed to wear 'dungarees' or coveralls off base, but cammies and our other umpteenzillion uniforms were okay. I joined in 1989.
Greeny - June 20, 2015, 5:28 am
How is it that 'Utilities' can be worn out in the general public nowadays? Use to be taboo... Nice poster


Don't give up -


TAGS: jobless unemployed economy
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by spanko

Thedge - November 6, 2014, 2:41 am
Ouch. Recently been there and not recovered. Yet, this too, shall pass. 5J ob apps completed...
spanko - November 5, 2014, 7:45 pm
;-)
GaryO - November 5, 2014, 7:01 pm
spanko rolls
spacedog - November 5, 2014, 7:00 pm
Boom. 5L again.
maoworks2 - November 5, 2014, 9:44 am
You Got It Brother 5L .


I Was Going To Make Some Jokes About the Unemployed -


TAGS: unemployed jokes humor economy jobs
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Oldsod

mizzdizz - January 18, 2015, 12:09 am
I'm am also a keeper of the beat and purveyor of truly cool riffs! Awesome!
Oldsod - January 17, 2015, 6:31 am
No...I'm a bass player. Both in the musical and Shakespearean sense.
mizzdizz - January 17, 2015, 2:11 am
5 groaning laughing lions! LUV IT! Nice axe collection! Did you ever break a 'G' string while fingering 'A' minor?
Oldsod - January 16, 2015, 10:30 am
In the interest of full disclosure...this one was inspired by one of my students (Dustin) who knows I love a horrible pun.
GaryO - January 16, 2015, 8:33 am
Olds; Administer of PUNishment. Delight of the masochist. 5 winces
Silverheart - January 16, 2015, 8:12 am

Ouch. Pun so bad, and I know that pain (miss the collecting benefits & doing NOTHING, don't miss the stress and worry of job search) 5L
concern3 - January 16, 2015, 3:45 am
words, 5er


Inspected By #2 -


TAGS: gun inspection employee number one
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 11:48 am
Wait 'til she learns that genetically she'll always be "heavy-set"... for life! So-much for that dream of being the next Sophia Vergara or Eva Longoria... You'll be extremely-lucky if you slim-down to being the next America Fererra!
MissPriss - January 30, 2016, 6:21 pm
That's 2 things right...teehee.
Cloudy - January 30, 2016, 2:34 am
She's doing one thing right. Fingers outside the trigger guard


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